Isi Tici

Everybody’s giving me a hard time. What will help me lose weight and get these people off my back? They think I’m secretly quaffing down huge cookies and milk, ice cream and whipped cream, and cake every night. But really, I eat almost nothing already. It’s embarrassing! Yeah, OK, so I don’t eat salads. I hate rabbit food. It’s like eating a paper napkin with vinegar. Yum! I don’t know how to lose weight.